LPOG is looking to find you, because you are facing a very bleak future, and you need to come in and help figure out the solutions for your version of LPO, if you want to survive.
According to the PIP Report V.2 there is 155 LPOs that are in Category F - affectionately known as F Troop.
This is the only category of LPOs that have not had any increase in parcel payments from the much publicized recent increases. F Troop LPOs deliver every parcel for their area for the grand pittance of the POB scanning payment.
So are you in F Troop? If so please contact email@example.com and help contribute to finding urgent solutions for your survival.